Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
A dad on a fishing trip.
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
How do dog catchers get paid?