What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Dancing!
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
How did the toad die?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?