What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Sham-rock.
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
The museum curator needed a break.
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?