What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
We're a family of fore!
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why do cows wear bells?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What fish only swims at night?
What is the most faithful insect?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call a silly hill?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Where do automobiles have picnics?