Which animals make the best football players?
Rams.
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the peach come home from work early?