Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What's the noisiest food?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Where does breakfast live?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why are turtles so shy?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?