What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Lumpy milkshakes.
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the snake name his daughter?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?