What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Lumpy milkshakes.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?