What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
He had to go back to dent-al school.
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What is the best book to read in autumn?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?