Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Thoroughbreads.
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Which animal is the most religious?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?