Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Thoroughbreads.
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why do mice need oiling?
How do birds threaten one another?
How do you compliment a cat?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
