Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Bears love exotic cars.
Where does money love to go shopping?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?