Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
Which celebrity loves to read?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?