What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What math figure is also in the band?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why are all priests fit?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?