What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What's a dog's favorite book?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?