What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Short ribs.
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why was the horse so happy?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?