What type of cake never comes with frosting?
A crab cake.
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Where do ants go to eat?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call an old snowman?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?