What type of cake never comes with frosting?
A crab cake.
What does a dog say before eating?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Which fly makes films?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Which family member is always relieved?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?