What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
The punch bowl.
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do nosey peppers do?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?