What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
A bat mobile!
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?