What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
A gram cracker.
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?