What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
A gram cracker.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Are baby skunks cute?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?