What do you get when two plants kiss?
Tulips!
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's a henway?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Which cats have the best manners?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why do two skunks argue?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?