What condiment has wings?
A butter-fly.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why was the cow afraid?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do goats and moms have in common?