What did the dog say after his birthday party?
I had a doggone good time!
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?