Which bird would make a great farmer?
A barn owl.
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
How do hurricanes see?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?