What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Wrap music.
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What animals make the best students?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?