What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Cheetahs.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What horn never makes a sound?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What part of a fish is the most musical?