What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Cheetahs.
Why did summer catch autumn?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?