What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Wings.
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why do rhinos charge?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What bird is losing its hair?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?