How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Hiss and herss.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?