Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?