What did the baby laptop call her father?
Data.
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?