What did the baby laptop call her father?
Data.
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?