How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why do cats love to work?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Where do mermaids see movies?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?