How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Which subject has two parts?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?