What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
You are the coolest.
Where do polar bears store their money?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What is the smallest lion?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What kind of water does an angel like?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
When do astronauts eat?
How does a barber get to work?