What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
You are the coolest.
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Which dogs love to study science?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
When should you stop for a glow worm?