What did the wolf say to the flea?
Stop bugging me.
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why did the foal cough?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What school subject really rocks?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What birds make average students?