What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What animal loves Indian food?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why did the student eat their homework?