What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you call a crate of ducks?