What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot.
What did the rug say to the floor?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why is winter considered holy?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Where do horses reside?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?