What do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What animal floats best?
How does a witch play loud music?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What makes pirates such good singers?