What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile.
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What dog never pays attention in class?
When do mice play every day?
What style of music weighs the most?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?