What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile.
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What animal is always ready to protect people?