What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Trunk or treat.
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
It's allergy season again?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do fairies always drink?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the barber win the race?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did the baby cookie cry?