What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Chocolate chip cookie DOH!
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
A book just fell on my head.
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why did the barber win the race?
What goes up when the rain comes down?