What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
They are banana split.
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
How does a barber get to work?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?