What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
They are banana split.
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What was the first animal in space?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Which fly makes films?
Why do all the planets get along?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why was the bud so shy?
What animals make the best students?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Where can you always get cheap gas?