What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Six Flags® Day.
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Which relative loves rice?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?