What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Spring!
When do flowers get their workout in?
What horn never makes a sound?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Where do termites go camping?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
How does a witch play loud music?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?