What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Spring!
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do insects learn at school?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What car does Yoda® drive?