Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Because he gets to hoe hoe hoe!
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?