Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Because he gets to hoe hoe hoe!
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How do trees get access to the internet?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
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What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do trees say when autumn comes?