Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
There was too much talking behind his back.
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What building always gets stains on it?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What animal knows how to work a computer?