What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
A boo-ffet!
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?