What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
A boo-ffet!
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What's the loudest sport?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why are cars magic?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
When does a horse talk?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Which animals make the best football players?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What vehicle works the hardest?