Why do orcas love to gossip?
They always have a whale of a tale.
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What is another name for a cow?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?