Why do orcas love to gossip?
They always have a whale of a tale.
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Where do stars go to college?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the salad say to its dad?