Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
He was always beating around the bush.
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Where do ants go to eat?
How do you grill cheese?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?