Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
He was always beating around the bush.
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Where does Superman park his cars?