What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Eureka.
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
When do cows get tired?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the frog starve?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?