Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
A bull.
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do nosey peppers do?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
When should you start writing a book?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?