What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Jaws.
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's the most masculine animal?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why do repairmen make great therapists?