What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells.
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Where do birds go to drink?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do mice do when they're at home?