Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Because it uses a honeycomb!
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you call an animal pop star?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?