Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Because it uses a honeycomb!
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What makes pirates such good singers?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?