What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybee.
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do nosey peppers do?