What do cows always add to their salad?
Cattle ranch dressing!
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?