What do cows always add to their salad?
Cattle ranch dressing!
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What's the scariest letter?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What's a car's favorite TV show?